Welcome Back, I Missed me

Right, I am coming back to this blogging lark, gave in when work got a bit much but I am suitably irate now to get shouty, and rather than bore my friends I am gonna put my thoughts on the blog along with all the other unimportant nobodies out there.

My Unimportant opinions are coming for you!

Polishing the Turd

I'll be trying to smarten up the site today so bear with me.

May even start and then link a twitter account.

Technology eh?

Happy new year and all

Happy new year to you all, it has been far far to long since I last posted much upheaval and all, who would have thought Law School would be such hard work! If being a solicitor is going to be this hard I'm off into investment banking. Who needs an LPC anyway?

Its been a mad old week, The Coup de Chumps looked from the outset about as solid as the once proud snowman that is now wearily melting in my communal gardens, Dave 'Banana Man' Miliband did his utmost to say absolutely nothing as did most of the Cabinet.

The revelations today, so deftly batted aside by Marr that The PM, the economic powerhouse likes flushing the Labour Parties donors money down the toilet, did make me chuckle and almost spill my cup of tea, I'll leave this to Mr Dale though as he knows far more about it than I do.

One last thing though, I would like to recommend you read Guido's post on the Indy...Very, very interesting and I couldn't agree more!!

Fuck Off Miliband

I live on borough over from Churchill's constituency, I've seen the statue and everything so every time Miliband takes his name in vein I get more and more annoyed.

First of all, if Gordon Brown had any working balls he would have forced  resign for bringing the Foreign Office of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth into disrepute. You can not go around briefing the Guardian and the BBC with allegations about a fairly and freely elected member of the European Parliament or any Government.
He has always done this as well, he would make nice with Bush and Condi whilst flipping the bird behind their backs.
Kaminski has the backing of the Chief Rabbi of Warsaw but you seam to have missed that cutting and the one LNNK have NO links to the Waffen SS and are not proud supporters of them.

The Man is an utter prat, his brother is not much better, the JC know it, London Jewry knows it and anybody with an mind of there own knows it too.

We can't wait until your in charge of the PLP lets just hope your Socialist nutter Dad taught you well and helps you to send Labour back to the dark ages

Polly is off her Rocker

Toynebee is on Marr right now. I'll admit that I am not in Manchester (have work to do) but Toynebee is announcing that there is huge strife in the Conservative Party! This is however news to me and as far as I am aware our policy has not changed ever.
The Irish have been screwed over and Dave doesn't want Britain to be bent over in the shower by the EU.

One last thing I know Iain Dale was on Marr giving Labour a bit of a light kicking last week but atleast he was a realist but why did the BBC pick Polly Toynebee who has always lived in a fantasy land

Feck Feck Feck the EU

In the few days that my blog has been up and running and I suspect, no Irish person has read it but hey the EU obviously didn't read its on guidelines on Lisbon as Sarkozy decided to brow beat the Taoiseach Brian Cowen (i do know my shit) into another referendum.

I am disgusted with the EU over this obvious abuse of its power and disrespect of the Irish people, have they not seen any date rape adverts? No means no!!!

Ireland, lets be honest is pretty low down the pecking order in the EU and are punching above their weight in EU politics thanks to some very good manoeuvring in the late 90's but if France and Germany start throwing their combined weight around not many people have a chance of getting their own way without serious consequences and this must have happened or there would be no second referendum.

A second referendum is an affront to democracy, the EU are pretty much saying you got it wrong do it again until you get it right!!!
If you want to have your opinion valued and don't want a President Blair (although it would be funny to watch Gordon Brown explode with rage) say a big fat no and tell the the EU to Feck off

General Election Countdown

+++Breaking-Sun calls it for Dave+++

Sky is reporting that the Sun is coming out for Dave and the boys, UT is having a celebratory Perroni as all the cards are now falling into place.

Is 8 months in advance of an election a new record?

Gulags for slags and other tales of a lame duck government

Its been a good day for UT today, been enjoying eating again after Yom Kipper and enjoyed a glass of wine and a Guido liveblog.

A lot of policy shit came out today, I felt it was more of a (drag) Queens Speech cum Manifesto (well Eddie Izzard was in the front row).
The funniest announcements were the Gulags for Slags coined by TB or Guido and that I.D cards would not be compulsory which was greeted by rapturous applause by the grass root chumps.

In my opinion the worst aspect as always was the coverage, Brown moans that he doesn't get a fair shout in the mainstream media but I saw nothing but praise for a piss poor speech, they didn't let Andrew Pearce on at all and Finklestien only got mouthfuls on the beeb.
Despite what Iain Dale said about Browns fury at Marr I am now, instead being quite happy with Marr I am seriously suspecting the No. 10 had copy approval over his questioning giving the forum for Brown to slam dunk the question. What do you think?

Labour Labour Labour

Labour Conference is well and truly underway, hairy chumps have descended on Brighton and the bullshit is wafting on the sea air all the way back to London.

The highlights so far have been Clarke throwing the spanner in the works, Alan Johnson telling us that being behind the Lib Dems in the polls is no biggy, Mandy spitting poison and Marr asking Brown if he is off his rocker.

Im off today and since nobody of any merit will be in the restaurant I will be glued to the TV this afternoon and trying to dissect the speeches.

On a funny note, last year Dolly was at conference, marching around the exhibitors hall into my fiancees stand with Kate in tow had a two minute look